brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

(Source: brookeeverdeen, via sniffing)

parents: "schools easy"
me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"

ssoysauce:

shut up police officer you’re like 12

(via sniffing)

boychic:

"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin

(via sniffing)